Borg C.H.I.P.

By: Joshua Brink

The TE-7 Borg C.H.I.P. (Cybernetic Hyper Intoxication Processor) is the device that Thadius Enterprises was founded on. This device, about the size of a pack of cigarettes plugs into the cybernetic Universal Headjack on Borgs and simulates the feeling of being intoxicated.

Different levels and types of intoxication can be simulated from a light beer buzz to a full out tequila bender. The feeling automatically stops as soon as the "Chip" is removed or a more gentle come down after a preset period of time. The use of the "Chip" has no permanent side effects.

Cost: The price of the Chip greatly varies depending on the type of intoxication. At a bar "Chip" rental for one hour costs about 50% more than the price of the drink type being simulated. To purchase personal unit costs anywhere from 2000 credits for a cheep beer buzz to 25000 credits for a vintage champagne high.

Duration: It can be set for any length of time. The "Chip" will work for up to 10 hours on a single chargeand can be jury-rigged to an E-clip (20 hours on a short clip or 30 hours on a long clip).

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